The Singhs!

One day Suryapal Singh was getting bored and didn't know what to do. So he decided to kidnap a child.He went over to the play ground and saw plenty of little kids running around.He picked out one little boy and went over and grabbed him.Suryapal wrote a note as the following:

To whom it may concern:

I have just kidnapped your little boy and I want one lakh rupees in a paper bag under the mango tree at gandhiji park at noon.

Sincerely
Suryapal

After he was finished .He pinned the note to the child's shirt and sent him home. The next day Suryapal went to the mango tree at noon and there was a brown paper bag. All the money was there but there was a little note. It said:


Dear Suryapal Singh:

Your money is all there I just wanted to know how you could do this to another Singh??.

Satyapal Singh

Hanging Praful

Praful decided to commit suicide by hanging himself from a tree in the park.

A few days later, a man was walking with his dog and spotted him hanging from the tree. He asks Praful what he was doing and he replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the loop around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied Praful, "but I couldn't breathe."

Cant find Jesus!

A drunk stumbles down into the river and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says,"Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now Mister, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 1 minute this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in??"

Praful in heaven

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married,Praful and his girlfriend had a fatal car accident. They found themselves sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven.

St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has asked. "Let me go find out." and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer...for a couple of months...and they began to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together forever?...."

St. Peter returned after yet another month, looking some what tired. "Yes," he informed the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."

"Great,"said the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?", asked the frightened couple.

"COME ON!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer??"

Praful-7

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Pallimukk got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their church benches and talking about their lives, their families, etc.

Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for Praful who sat calmly in his church bench, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

Praful "Yes, sure, i do."

Satan -"Aren't you afraid of me?"

Praful-"Nope, sure ain't,".

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

Praful-"I've been married to your sister for over 20 years."