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A teacher asks her class how many of them are Congress fans.
Not really knowing what a Congress fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.

The teacher asks Suryapal why he has decided to be different.

Suryapal says, "I'm not a Congress fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Congress fan?"

Suryapal says, "I'm a BJP fan."

The teacher asks why he's a BJP fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a BJP fan and my dad's a BJP fan, so I'm a BJP fan!"

The teacher gets a bit angry, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Suryapal says, "That would make me a Congress fan."

Suryapal 20

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line
of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice .

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked Indian Intelligence team for help.

Within a minute,Suryapal emailed the White House with
this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside
down."

The Singhs!

One day Suryapal Singh was getting bored and didn't know what to do. So he decided to kidnap a child.He went over to the play ground and saw plenty of little kids running around.He picked out one little boy and went over and grabbed him.Suryapal wrote a note as the following:

To whom it may concern:

I have just kidnapped your little boy and I want one lakh rupees in a paper bag under the mango tree at gandhiji park at noon.

Sincerely
Suryapal

After he was finished .He pinned the note to the child's shirt and sent him home. The next day Suryapal went to the mango tree at noon and there was a brown paper bag. All the money was there but there was a little note. It said:


Dear Suryapal Singh:

Your money is all there I just wanted to know how you could do this to another Singh??.

Satyapal Singh

Hanging Praful

Praful decided to commit suicide by hanging himself from a tree in the park.

A few days later, a man was walking with his dog and spotted him hanging from the tree. He asks Praful what he was doing and he replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the loop around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied Praful, "but I couldn't breathe."

Cant find Jesus!

A drunk stumbles down into the river and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says,"Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.

"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.

"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now Mister, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.

Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 1 minute this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in??"