Suryapal 21

A teacher asks her class how many of them are Congress fans.
Not really knowing what a Congress fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.

The teacher asks Suryapal why he has decided to be different.

Suryapal says, "I'm not a Congress fan."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Congress fan?"

Suryapal says, "I'm a BJP fan."

The teacher asks why he's a BJP fan.

The boy says, "Well, my mom's a BJP fan and my dad's a BJP fan, so I'm a BJP fan!"

The teacher gets a bit angry, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Suryapal says, "That would make me a Congress fan."

Suryapal 20

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line
of Coded message:

370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice .

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked Indian Intelligence team for help.

Within a minute,Suryapal emailed the White House with
this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside
down."