The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Shawn, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Shawn shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Shawn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper - "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Shawn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "what's the good news?"
The trooper- "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-sized crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Shawn - "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The trooper- "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
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